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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:14
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
—
So, the docs changed it to read
What is it like to experience sleep paralysis?
Still no good
No go.
share office space ...
Sweden’s Maja Stark wins U.S. Women’s Open for first major championship - NBC Sports
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
As Kamala Harris weighs a run for governor, some Democrats are moving on - The Washington Post
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
How are you able to read words without vowels? - Live Science
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lexus Could Get Its Own Version Of Toyota GR’s Next Sports Coupe - Carscoops
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is it safe to take a hot shower after being exposed to extremely low temperatures?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
How is sex in college like with roommates and big campuses?
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Then came..
For the Best Fat-Burning Exercises, Slow and Sustainable Wins the Abs Race - GQ
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
A Woman “Failed” to Break the Four-Minute Mile. But the Setup Was the Real Failure. - Slate Magazine